Why you need this book: All cats have some devil in them and It takes great effort and skill for you to survive. This book gives you the necessary tools. They may be smaller but they are dangerous because they live in the same space as you. Cats have a dozen ways to get you and this book will teach you how to stay safe. Everything I know is in here and that's a lot because I survived four cats. That's right. Four.You will learn: Why cleaning the kitty litter is very dangerous.How one of the deadliest weapons in the cat arsenal is yarn.Why you should not count on flowers to soothe the savage beastWhy you should not count on a dog to protect you.Why it's never a good idea to argue with a cat.Why you should never own knick knacksWhy you should beware of boxes.What color pants you should wear when you own a cat.And so much more.
