True suffering is not heartless like they say: it has one heart to break and one to make you pay. A fresh and timely Satanic masterpiece for today's free-thinking, forward-facing misery enthusiast, this book-length poem in Rhyme Royal is a musical, vortical and colorectal romp, with all the wonderful temerity that makes us human. Follow Slumgullion as he recounts an unfortunate temptation gone deliciously awful and, in a lyrical tragicomedy, refutes the confusing theodicy that underpins our hapless lives. The book is expecially exciting for the faint of heart and suburbanites so pick up a diabolic copy today!
